Polite Trash Talk, Peak Petty
Mr. Limely and Mr. Swatch trade the kind of elegant insults that sound classy until you realize they’re calling each other steampunk prostitutes and plug-ugly mingin’ goblins.
Two aristocrats. One public park. Endless petty insults. Tip Top starts with polite banter and takes a hard left into chaos you won’t see coming. What begins as a battle of egos turns into a full-blown spectacle of high-class nonsense, low-class brawling, and unexpected alliances. Witty, weird, and wildly unhinged—this sketch proves that when the rich get ridiculous, everyone else brings sandwiches.


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What starts as a passive-aggressive roast between two aristocrats quickly escalates into a full-blown aristocratic ass-whooping—with sandwiches.
Mr. Limely and Mr. Swatch trade the kind of elegant insults that sound classy until you realize they’re calling each other steampunk prostitutes and plug-ugly mingin’ goblins.
All Sandwich Guy wanted was to sling some cold cuts. Instead, he gets caught in a verbal crossfire of snobbery, classism, and unsolicited soda critiques.
Enter the goth anarchist punks—who take offense, take names, and take these aristocrats to suplex city. Sandwiches fly. Soda explodes. Limely gets rock-bottomed through a table. It’s art.
With words like “nincompoopery” and “gormless gannet” flying around, and a final kick into the river for good measure, Tip Top proves that manners are dead—and they died hilariously.